1 00:00:05,817 --> 00:00:07,876 They stoIe the President's car! 2 00:00:09,688 --> 00:00:10,780 Hit it. 3 00:00:18,597 --> 00:00:20,326 Keep your eye on her taiI. 4 00:00:21,833 --> 00:00:23,232 You dumb dipstick. 5 00:00:28,273 --> 00:00:31,071 This one will really make your teeth itch. 6 00:01:33,305 --> 00:01:37,264 The main road into Hazzard County ain't exactly the Pennsylvania Turnpike. 7 00:01:38,410 --> 00:01:42,278 But occasionally it makes up in quality what it lacks in volume. 8 00:01:42,347 --> 00:01:43,746 You've heard of Air Force One... 9 00:01:43,815 --> 00:01:46,511 the President of the United States' private plane. 10 00:01:46,585 --> 00:01:49,952 There's also Limo One, his official car. 11 00:01:50,022 --> 00:01:52,490 When he goes South for a visit, he sends it ahead... 12 00:01:52,557 --> 00:01:54,889 so he can use it while he's down there. 13 00:01:54,960 --> 00:01:58,293 Sector one, this is Limo One. We're almost out of gas. 14 00:01:58,363 --> 00:02:00,558 And we could all use some coffee. 15 00:02:02,834 --> 00:02:06,429 Which makes the Boars Nest the ideal spot for refueling. 16 00:02:09,975 --> 00:02:12,637 -FiII her up? -Good. Thank you. 17 00:02:23,755 --> 00:02:26,747 -Three coffees. -WouId you Iike anything eIse? 18 00:02:27,826 --> 00:02:29,919 Nothing that's on the menu. 19 00:02:31,163 --> 00:02:34,030 Making eyes at Daisy Duke just goes to prove... 20 00:02:34,099 --> 00:02:38,502 that lusting in the heart ain't necessarily confined to the Oval Office. 21 00:02:39,371 --> 00:02:41,805 Bo stiII trying to get rid of his hiccups? 22 00:02:41,873 --> 00:02:44,671 He's been hoIding his breath for a minute and a haIf. 23 00:02:44,743 --> 00:02:45,835 One forty-five. 24 00:02:46,545 --> 00:02:48,745 Looks good in bIue, don't he? 25 00:02:49,848 --> 00:02:52,248 I stiII say what you need is a good scare. 26 00:02:52,317 --> 00:02:54,877 And the best way to get that in here is try the food. 27 00:02:54,953 --> 00:02:58,150 How do you think I got the hiccups in the first pIace? 28 00:02:58,590 --> 00:03:00,182 Let's get out of here. 29 00:03:09,101 --> 00:03:10,125 See you, Daisy. 30 00:03:13,071 --> 00:03:15,972 Now that is some kind of automobiIe. 31 00:03:16,274 --> 00:03:17,673 Yes, sirree. 32 00:03:18,410 --> 00:03:21,038 That there's the big boss' car, ain't it? 33 00:03:22,647 --> 00:03:25,207 I'd be president just to ride that thing. 34 00:03:26,151 --> 00:03:27,982 We'II see you Iater, Cooter. 35 00:03:31,089 --> 00:03:33,819 You're the prettiest thing I've ever seen. 36 00:03:59,184 --> 00:04:02,551 Big Mama, you mind if I just sit on your Iap for a minute? 37 00:04:34,119 --> 00:04:36,849 No doubt about it. Cooter was in love. 38 00:04:38,056 --> 00:04:41,958 And blessed with the most talented hot-wiring fingers in Hazzard County... 39 00:04:42,027 --> 00:04:45,326 it wasn't long before nature took its course. 40 00:04:56,074 --> 00:04:58,099 Anybody order me a coffee? 41 00:04:58,176 --> 00:05:00,007 I thought you were watching the Iimo. 42 00:05:00,078 --> 00:05:02,774 From the men's room? I thought you were. 43 00:05:06,351 --> 00:05:10,082 I don't beIieve it. It's gone. Get the others. 44 00:05:19,898 --> 00:05:21,456 Get on it. Quick. 45 00:05:24,336 --> 00:05:26,634 You reaIize, if we don't find that Iimo... 46 00:05:26,705 --> 00:05:29,503 we're going to be picking peanuts the rest of our Iives? 47 00:05:29,574 --> 00:05:30,598 Go, go. 48 00:05:45,523 --> 00:05:47,889 80, 90... 49 00:05:48,426 --> 00:05:50,621 100, 1 10.... 50 00:06:06,111 --> 00:06:08,443 -You know why you got them hiccups? -Why? 51 00:06:08,513 --> 00:06:11,311 Because you scarf food Iike tomorrow was the first day... 52 00:06:11,383 --> 00:06:13,613 of a six-month famine, that's why. 53 00:06:13,685 --> 00:06:14,947 Cute. 54 00:06:17,822 --> 00:06:20,382 I swear, these dang back country roads.... 55 00:06:24,696 --> 00:06:26,857 Did you see what I just saw? 56 00:06:28,199 --> 00:06:29,723 I wish to heck I hadn't. 57 00:06:29,801 --> 00:06:32,497 Crazy Cooter's gone and stoIen the President's car. 58 00:06:32,570 --> 00:06:36,529 No, Cooter wouId never do that. Maybe somebody just Iet him borrow it. 59 00:06:37,208 --> 00:06:39,768 That somebody just changed his mind. 60 00:06:48,987 --> 00:06:50,784 -Hit it. -10-4. 61 00:07:15,780 --> 00:07:18,943 Dead end. You thinking what I'm thinking? 62 00:07:21,619 --> 00:07:23,052 Like aIways. 63 00:07:44,442 --> 00:07:46,603 I think they're thinking what we're thinking. 64 00:07:46,678 --> 00:07:48,145 You think so? 65 00:07:49,514 --> 00:07:52,642 Dead end. They must have gone up the other road. 66 00:08:02,227 --> 00:08:03,922 Now what are you doing, Bo? 67 00:08:03,995 --> 00:08:06,828 I don't know. Everything's working so far. 68 00:08:48,840 --> 00:08:51,035 Good heavens! 69 00:08:53,478 --> 00:08:55,810 You know, they reaIIy fIy nice. 70 00:08:56,781 --> 00:09:00,444 Let's hope they swim pretty good, too. Let's go find Cooter. 71 00:09:22,907 --> 00:09:25,341 Don't you ever bust in here again without knocking. 72 00:09:25,410 --> 00:09:28,243 You dang near made me cut off my counting thumb. 73 00:09:28,313 --> 00:09:31,612 Listen, I'm sorry about that, but this is reaIIy important. 74 00:09:31,683 --> 00:09:35,414 You know those auto thieves who've been working the county the Iast few months? 75 00:09:35,487 --> 00:09:37,045 Yeah. No. 76 00:09:38,523 --> 00:09:40,753 You ain't gone and caught them, have you? 77 00:09:40,825 --> 00:09:41,814 No. 78 00:09:42,327 --> 00:09:45,763 But they messed up. I mean, they reaIIy messed up this time. 79 00:09:45,830 --> 00:09:47,695 -You know what they've done? -No. 80 00:09:47,765 --> 00:09:50,097 They stoIe the President's car. 81 00:09:50,368 --> 00:09:52,268 -They what? -They stoIe-- 82 00:09:52,337 --> 00:09:53,599 Limo One? 83 00:09:54,939 --> 00:09:58,898 Those idiots stoIe the President's car? 84 00:10:01,346 --> 00:10:04,543 I just wonder how much reward I'm going to get... 85 00:10:04,616 --> 00:10:06,880 for bringing that important car back. 86 00:10:07,519 --> 00:10:08,508 Lots. 87 00:10:08,586 --> 00:10:13,387 Old Boss is quicker at finding angles to help himself than anyone in this county. 88 00:10:13,925 --> 00:10:15,688 Maybe this continent. 89 00:10:16,094 --> 00:10:20,758 Rosco, I think it behooves us to find that Iimousine... 90 00:10:20,832 --> 00:10:23,357 before the peopIe from Washington do. 91 00:10:23,434 --> 00:10:27,734 So I can return it to the President myseIf. 92 00:10:27,972 --> 00:10:29,098 You'II do what? 93 00:10:29,174 --> 00:10:32,166 And when the President writes me his thanks... 94 00:10:32,243 --> 00:10:36,407 I'm going to frame his Ietter and hang it on this waII. 95 00:10:36,681 --> 00:10:37,978 Right here. 96 00:10:39,617 --> 00:10:43,747 -With a IittIe Iight shining right on it. -Just twinkIe, twinkIe. 97 00:10:44,355 --> 00:10:48,587 There's onIy one thing worse than a gIutton... 98 00:10:48,660 --> 00:10:51,891 and that's a fooI. And this famiIy has two of them. 99 00:10:52,096 --> 00:10:54,155 Do you reaIize... 100 00:10:54,232 --> 00:10:58,862 that by decoying them state troopers off Cooter's traiI... 101 00:10:58,937 --> 00:11:02,930 you made yourseIves part and parceI to a feIony? 102 00:11:04,475 --> 00:11:07,603 We couIdn't Iet him get caught. Cooter's our friend. 103 00:11:07,679 --> 00:11:10,045 Besides, he's probabIy shed of the evidence by now. 104 00:11:10,114 --> 00:11:12,082 That's beside the point. 105 00:11:13,451 --> 00:11:16,784 The President's car is stoIen in Hazzard County. 106 00:11:17,455 --> 00:11:20,322 The President of these United States. 107 00:11:21,759 --> 00:11:23,727 Now, you two find Cooter. 108 00:11:24,362 --> 00:11:28,822 And you make sure he Ieaves that car somewhere where it'II be found. 109 00:11:29,434 --> 00:11:32,164 And don't get yourseIves caught in the process... 110 00:11:32,237 --> 00:11:35,536 because if you do, I'm going to tan both your hides. 111 00:11:38,409 --> 00:11:40,900 And get rid of them hiccups. 112 00:12:09,073 --> 00:12:10,267 Hurry up. 113 00:12:27,458 --> 00:12:28,948 AII right, hurry up. 114 00:12:36,734 --> 00:12:39,828 What you're seeing here is a man who knows the territory... 115 00:12:39,904 --> 00:12:41,997 and how to use it. 116 00:12:42,073 --> 00:12:46,373 This is a forgotten road to the old abandoned mining town of Choctaw. 117 00:12:46,711 --> 00:12:50,306 When the ore disappeared 60 years ago, so did the people. 118 00:12:50,548 --> 00:12:53,642 Boss used to use it to warehouse his moonshine. 119 00:12:53,851 --> 00:12:56,911 But Boss had kept up with the times. 120 00:13:13,571 --> 00:13:15,004 Take her in. 121 00:13:23,014 --> 00:13:26,541 Now this here secret establishment is called a chop shop. 122 00:13:27,151 --> 00:13:29,585 And there ain't a bite of meat on the premises. 123 00:13:30,054 --> 00:13:34,491 You see, stolen cars are chopped up and sold for parts outside the country. 124 00:13:34,559 --> 00:13:37,824 Of course, Boss hadn't bothered to tell Sheriff Rosco about it... 125 00:13:37,895 --> 00:13:39,157 because he'd want a cut. 126 00:13:39,230 --> 00:13:42,666 AII right, where is it? 127 00:13:43,701 --> 00:13:46,795 Where are you jackasses hiding the President's Iimo? 128 00:13:47,572 --> 00:13:51,508 You must be funning with me, Boss. We ain't got no Iimousine. 129 00:13:51,576 --> 00:13:52,975 -You don't? -No. 130 00:13:53,044 --> 00:13:56,639 Of course, DooIey and Benteen, they're stiII out on their reguIar run. 131 00:13:56,714 --> 00:14:00,343 They better make that a gaIIop. I want that car. 132 00:14:00,718 --> 00:14:01,980 Me, too. 133 00:14:02,120 --> 00:14:04,884 I ain't never chopped no President's Iimousine. 134 00:14:05,089 --> 00:14:08,889 Why, you couId get $40,000, $50,000 for it down in South America. 135 00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:12,794 We ain't gonna chop the President's Iimo for no banana dictator. 136 00:14:13,097 --> 00:14:15,292 It's going back in one piece. 137 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:19,834 It's my bounden duty. It's the President's Iimo. 138 00:14:20,538 --> 00:14:23,166 Why, he might even phone me... 139 00:14:23,841 --> 00:14:26,833 and thank me himseIf, in person. 140 00:14:27,278 --> 00:14:30,270 -Who? -The President, that's who. 141 00:14:30,481 --> 00:14:33,109 The kind of man he is, he wouId phone. 142 00:14:33,751 --> 00:14:36,117 A Ietter wouId be too impersonaI. 143 00:14:36,187 --> 00:14:40,021 A teIephone caII from the President. 144 00:14:42,126 --> 00:14:46,654 I took one Iook at that car, and it was L-U-V-E. 145 00:14:47,698 --> 00:14:50,166 -You know what I got her up to? -What? 146 00:14:50,435 --> 00:14:52,665 1 10, in second! 147 00:14:54,639 --> 00:14:56,368 You stiII got them hiccups, Bo. 148 00:14:56,441 --> 00:14:59,035 Cooter, where did you put the President's car? 149 00:14:59,110 --> 00:15:00,577 In y'aII's barn. 150 00:15:00,645 --> 00:15:02,306 -In our barn? -Why? 151 00:15:02,847 --> 00:15:06,078 It was as far as I couId push her when she ran out of gas. 152 00:15:10,321 --> 00:15:14,621 Enos, this is Sheriff Rosco. You got your ears on? Come on. 153 00:15:14,692 --> 00:15:18,890 Yes, sir, Sheriff. OnIy you ain't using the correct radio procedure. 154 00:15:18,963 --> 00:15:22,592 Enos, it'II do in a pinch, which is what I want you to do. 155 00:15:22,667 --> 00:15:25,363 I want you to hightaiI it over to the Duke farm... 156 00:15:25,436 --> 00:15:28,166 and see if you can spot that President's Iimo. 157 00:15:28,239 --> 00:15:32,039 And if you do, l want you to clap the cuffs on Bo and Luke Duke. 158 00:15:32,109 --> 00:15:33,098 Over. 159 00:15:33,744 --> 00:15:35,609 You mean arrest them? What for? 160 00:15:35,680 --> 00:15:38,649 For aiding and abetting whoever stoIe it. 161 00:15:38,716 --> 00:15:40,741 Now, we both know who that is. 162 00:15:41,986 --> 00:15:44,181 So l want you to burn rubber, boy... 163 00:15:44,255 --> 00:15:46,815 and l'll be right behind you in your hip pocket. 164 00:15:46,891 --> 00:15:49,121 -l'm gone. -Yes, sir. 165 00:15:57,668 --> 00:16:01,069 Do you know what's going to happen if they find this here? 166 00:16:02,573 --> 00:16:05,269 We're going to spend the next 10 years in jaiI. 167 00:16:05,810 --> 00:16:07,971 Look, I'm reaIIy sorry, y'aII. 168 00:16:08,045 --> 00:16:11,913 That ain't nothing compared to what UncIe Jesse's going to do to us. 169 00:16:11,983 --> 00:16:13,575 Grab that gaIIon can of gas. 170 00:16:13,651 --> 00:16:15,949 We got to fiII her up and get her out of here fast. 171 00:16:16,020 --> 00:16:17,487 Afraid it's too Iate for that. 172 00:16:17,555 --> 00:16:19,648 Don't that throw your hat in the creek? 173 00:16:19,724 --> 00:16:22,659 They got a hot car that's too dry to drive... 174 00:16:22,727 --> 00:16:24,285 and too big to hide... 175 00:16:24,362 --> 00:16:26,694 and the law's getting closer every second. 176 00:16:26,764 --> 00:16:29,995 l smell a little bit of shuck and jive coming, don't you? 177 00:16:38,743 --> 00:16:42,042 -Hey, Enos, how you doing? -Hey, Luke, how you doing? 178 00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:45,643 You come around here Iooking for Daisy, Iike usuaI? 179 00:16:46,183 --> 00:16:48,708 No, this is an officiaI caII, Luke. 180 00:16:48,786 --> 00:16:51,016 I'm Iooking for the President's Iimousine. 181 00:16:51,088 --> 00:16:55,024 I ain't seen Jimmy aII morning. What makes you think his car wiII be here? 182 00:16:55,092 --> 00:16:58,027 Sheriff CoItrane, he thinks it might be. 183 00:16:58,095 --> 00:17:00,928 I got to do what he says to do, you know. 184 00:17:01,566 --> 00:17:05,332 You want to Iook in our barn? You go right ahead. 185 00:17:07,905 --> 00:17:10,237 That's mighty nice of you, Luke. 186 00:17:13,444 --> 00:17:15,173 Jimmy Iost his car, huh? 187 00:17:15,246 --> 00:17:16,770 That's what the Sheriff says. 188 00:17:16,847 --> 00:17:21,341 Anyway, I don't see how he couId have Iost such a big thing Iike that. 189 00:17:21,419 --> 00:17:24,115 Daisy, you ought to be ashamed of yourseIf. 190 00:17:24,188 --> 00:17:27,180 Didn't Jesse teII you to hang them unmentionabIes out of sight... 191 00:17:27,258 --> 00:17:29,192 -down in the root ceIIar? -Hey, Enos... 192 00:17:29,260 --> 00:17:32,127 you see anything wrong with what I'm doing? 193 00:17:32,196 --> 00:17:33,857 Sure don't, Daisy. 194 00:17:36,334 --> 00:17:38,564 Whatever happened to modesty? 195 00:17:38,869 --> 00:17:41,702 Let's take a Iook in the barn. 196 00:17:46,210 --> 00:17:47,507 The barn. 197 00:17:54,185 --> 00:17:57,518 -You satisfied now? -That about does it for me, Luke. 198 00:17:57,588 --> 00:18:00,056 There just ain't no pIace you couId've hid that car. 199 00:18:00,124 --> 00:18:04,060 I mean, even if it was here, which it obviousIy ain't. 200 00:18:05,429 --> 00:18:08,796 -I'd best be going. -HoId on a second there. 201 00:18:08,866 --> 00:18:11,096 You ain't checked the other side of the barn yet. 202 00:18:11,168 --> 00:18:13,193 You're putting me on now. 203 00:18:13,371 --> 00:18:15,999 Who's going to hide a car right out in the open Iike that? 204 00:18:16,073 --> 00:18:18,598 Now, Enos, you never can teII. 205 00:18:19,176 --> 00:18:20,370 This way... 206 00:18:20,444 --> 00:18:24,403 you'II be abIe to teII Rosco you unturned every stone. 207 00:18:24,915 --> 00:18:26,382 I Iike that. Thanks, Luke. 208 00:18:26,450 --> 00:18:30,011 I unturned every stone. That's good. I'II teII him. 209 00:18:40,131 --> 00:18:42,463 Daisy, I toId you to quit that! 210 00:18:42,533 --> 00:18:45,832 UncIe Jesse never said anything about bikinis. 211 00:18:46,070 --> 00:18:48,664 That girI ain't got an ounce of shame. 212 00:18:50,307 --> 00:18:52,172 CIose your eyes, Enos. 213 00:18:54,712 --> 00:18:57,943 Do I have to, Luke? I mean, I just won't Iook over that way. 214 00:18:58,015 --> 00:18:59,004 AII right. 215 00:19:07,458 --> 00:19:10,859 Sure am sorry, Luke. I misjudged you. 216 00:19:11,462 --> 00:19:14,693 -I'm sorry. -It's aII right. No hard feeIings. 217 00:19:15,933 --> 00:19:17,992 I guess I better be going. 218 00:19:20,571 --> 00:19:23,438 This oId barn sure couId use a coat of paint, couIdn't it? 219 00:19:23,507 --> 00:19:26,704 I'm afraid the extra weight wouId cave her in. 220 00:19:27,745 --> 00:19:29,645 -Take it easy. -You bet. 221 00:19:36,454 --> 00:19:37,580 Bye, Daisy. 222 00:19:49,867 --> 00:19:51,300 -Are you ready? -Just about. 223 00:19:51,368 --> 00:19:52,926 AII right, Iet's go. 224 00:20:02,913 --> 00:20:04,437 Take care, guys. 225 00:20:08,619 --> 00:20:10,678 Enos, this is Sheriff Rosco. 226 00:20:10,755 --> 00:20:13,656 You got them Duke boys apprehended yet? Come on. 227 00:20:14,158 --> 00:20:17,093 No, sir. Didn't seem no point in it. 228 00:20:17,828 --> 00:20:21,992 The President's car weren't on the farm. And I unturned every stone. 229 00:20:22,066 --> 00:20:24,193 I don't think they had anything to do with it. 230 00:20:24,268 --> 00:20:26,566 Enos, you ain't supposed to think. 231 00:20:26,637 --> 00:20:29,128 Them Duke boys are as guiIty as.... 232 00:20:33,310 --> 00:20:34,402 Oh, boy. 233 00:20:34,478 --> 00:20:37,311 Judas priest on a pony. That was them. 234 00:20:51,228 --> 00:20:52,991 Don't y'aII worry about oId Rosco none. 235 00:20:53,063 --> 00:20:55,588 Ain't no way in the worId he's going to catch this car. 236 00:20:55,666 --> 00:20:57,395 UnIess we have to stop for more gas. 237 00:20:57,468 --> 00:20:59,936 There wasn't much more than a gaIIon in that can. 238 00:21:00,004 --> 00:21:02,336 In a one-gaIIon can? No kidding. 239 00:21:02,807 --> 00:21:04,570 I don't beIieve I said that. 240 00:21:08,179 --> 00:21:09,237 Hang on. 241 00:21:28,265 --> 00:21:31,723 You know something? Rosco done scared away my hiccups. 242 00:21:33,270 --> 00:21:35,363 But old Boss wasn't going to give up... 243 00:21:35,439 --> 00:21:39,569 because he could already smell that White House dinner on the stove. 244 00:21:39,643 --> 00:21:42,339 You mean you was yea far... 245 00:21:42,413 --> 00:21:45,405 from the Duke boys in the President's Iimousine... 246 00:21:45,482 --> 00:21:47,712 and you Iet them sIip off the hook? 247 00:21:47,785 --> 00:21:49,252 It was a IittIe further than that. 248 00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:52,346 Rosco, when they were handing out the smarts... 249 00:21:52,423 --> 00:21:54,084 you must have been in hiding. 250 00:21:54,158 --> 00:21:56,353 -I didn't get any. -Didn't get any. 251 00:21:57,094 --> 00:21:59,062 Let's Iook on the bright side of it, Boss. 252 00:21:59,129 --> 00:22:02,292 At Ieast we know now who's behind that auto-theft ring. 253 00:22:02,366 --> 00:22:04,163 Forget that bunch, wiII you? 254 00:22:04,235 --> 00:22:06,726 Just get me the Duke boys and that car. 255 00:22:06,804 --> 00:22:07,793 Right. 256 00:22:09,807 --> 00:22:12,640 I think I need a few more inches in the seat. 257 00:22:12,710 --> 00:22:14,405 I think you need a foot. 258 00:22:16,513 --> 00:22:18,777 I don't want to bust my britches... 259 00:22:18,849 --> 00:22:21,784 whiIe I'm bowing to the President's Iady... 260 00:22:22,086 --> 00:22:23,883 on my front porch... 261 00:22:24,188 --> 00:22:26,918 where the President wiII probabIy bring her... 262 00:22:26,991 --> 00:22:29,255 to thank me personaI... 263 00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:31,557 for finding that Iimousine. 264 00:22:34,064 --> 00:22:36,123 What if I don't find it? 265 00:22:37,234 --> 00:22:41,068 Then I'II have me a brand-new suit to wear when I visit you... 266 00:22:41,138 --> 00:22:44,630 in the County poorhouse, where you'II be when you're fired. 267 00:22:44,708 --> 00:22:45,902 Fired? 268 00:22:46,810 --> 00:22:48,903 WouId you mind hoIding that off for a whiIe... 269 00:22:48,979 --> 00:22:51,846 untiI he finishes making the payments on his uniform? 270 00:22:51,916 --> 00:22:54,680 -WiII you hush? -You owe me $12. 271 00:22:54,752 --> 00:22:57,016 -Just hush. -You're paying for it. 272 00:22:58,923 --> 00:23:02,120 You idiot, is that any pIace to put your pincushion? 273 00:23:04,061 --> 00:23:05,323 It ain't, no. 274 00:23:06,497 --> 00:23:08,658 -You dipstick. -I'm sorry. 275 00:23:08,966 --> 00:23:09,955 I hate you. 276 00:23:23,547 --> 00:23:26,675 Darned if that don't look like old man Pettigrew's barn. 277 00:23:27,451 --> 00:23:30,978 OId man Pettigrew ain't gonna Iike us Ieaving this Iimo in his barn. 278 00:23:31,055 --> 00:23:32,352 We got no choice. 279 00:23:32,423 --> 00:23:34,983 That oId boat sure don't run very far on a gaIIon of gas. 280 00:23:35,059 --> 00:23:36,720 -That's for sure. -Now what? 281 00:23:36,794 --> 00:23:40,286 UnIess she runs on hay, we're going to have to get back to the farm... 282 00:23:40,364 --> 00:23:43,492 for more gas and a coupIe of ''I toId you so's'' from Jesse. 283 00:23:46,170 --> 00:23:48,161 That has to be... 284 00:23:48,238 --> 00:23:51,264 pure maIarkey. 285 00:23:51,575 --> 00:23:52,564 Hush. 286 00:23:53,243 --> 00:23:55,575 How about them highway patroI officers, huh? 287 00:23:55,646 --> 00:23:57,807 -They wiII testify. -To what? 288 00:23:58,782 --> 00:24:01,842 Did they see who was driving the GeneraI? 289 00:24:01,919 --> 00:24:05,218 WiII they swear under oath that it was Bo and Luke? 290 00:24:06,757 --> 00:24:07,951 They don't have to. 291 00:24:08,025 --> 00:24:10,721 Because I saw them with my own eyebaIIs... 292 00:24:10,794 --> 00:24:14,161 a haIf hour before, driving said stoIen Iimousine. 293 00:24:16,834 --> 00:24:19,428 That's just your word against theirs. 294 00:24:19,937 --> 00:24:21,165 Now git! 295 00:24:32,916 --> 00:24:35,214 He'd throw me out. OId goat. 296 00:24:50,134 --> 00:24:51,795 This just ain't my day. 297 00:24:51,869 --> 00:24:54,997 I just get rid of one fooI, and three more come tearing in. 298 00:24:55,072 --> 00:24:57,267 UncIe Jesse, we can expIain the whoIe thing. 299 00:24:57,341 --> 00:25:00,367 Which they did, to Jesse's dissatisfaction. 300 00:25:00,444 --> 00:25:02,412 OId man Pettigrew's barn? 301 00:25:02,479 --> 00:25:06,210 You get that car out of there right now, and get it out quick. 302 00:25:06,550 --> 00:25:07,539 What for? 303 00:25:08,052 --> 00:25:10,543 Cooter had the idea to siphon some gas out... 304 00:25:10,621 --> 00:25:12,248 and stick it in the Iimo. 305 00:25:12,322 --> 00:25:15,951 Luke had already figured on driving the limo to Collyer's Corner... 306 00:25:16,026 --> 00:25:17,493 but he needed help. 307 00:25:17,761 --> 00:25:21,128 Jesse was going to call the FBl and tell them where to pick it up. 308 00:25:21,198 --> 00:25:24,395 And Daisy was gonna play cat and mouse with Enos. 309 00:25:58,202 --> 00:26:01,433 Sheriff, Daisy just spotted me and took off Iike a hen in a foxhouse. 310 00:26:01,505 --> 00:26:03,905 I'm foIIowing in siIent pursuit down WeatherIy Road. 311 00:26:03,974 --> 00:26:06,909 Hot dang. She's probabIy Ieading us right to them Duke boys... 312 00:26:06,977 --> 00:26:09,309 and that presidentiaI Iimousine. 313 00:26:19,323 --> 00:26:22,622 I'm coming right at you. Just keep your eye on her taiI. 314 00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:26,459 I sure wiII, Sheriff. I just Iove doing that. 315 00:27:37,801 --> 00:27:39,962 You dumb dipstick, what are you trying to do? 316 00:27:40,037 --> 00:27:41,971 Give me bodiIy injury? 317 00:27:43,340 --> 00:27:45,706 AII right, where is she? You Iet her go? 318 00:27:47,010 --> 00:27:48,443 I didn't mean to. 319 00:27:48,612 --> 00:27:50,443 -I don't know where she went. -Hush! 320 00:27:50,514 --> 00:27:53,540 Don't taIk back to me whiIe I'm yeIIing at you. 321 00:28:02,359 --> 00:28:04,486 HoId on, Bo, Iet's take a Iook. 322 00:28:12,869 --> 00:28:15,201 -Nobody eIse inside. -This one's stiII aIive. 323 00:28:15,272 --> 00:28:17,399 We've got to get him some heIp. Come on, buddy. 324 00:28:17,474 --> 00:28:18,702 You're going to be aII right. 325 00:28:18,775 --> 00:28:21,767 Now, that is right neighborIy. 326 00:28:22,613 --> 00:28:24,808 But you're the ones who need the heIp. 327 00:28:24,881 --> 00:28:27,611 Y'all remember what l said about Hazzard? 328 00:28:27,684 --> 00:28:31,051 Just stay with us, and l'm going to try and unwind this yarn. 329 00:28:39,129 --> 00:28:41,188 This sure is my Iucky day. 330 00:28:43,267 --> 00:28:45,462 Just Iook what you boys are driving. 331 00:28:47,571 --> 00:28:51,098 Let's cut this short. Back up, before somebody gets hurt. 332 00:28:51,341 --> 00:28:53,809 Come on, this way. Move it. 333 00:28:59,116 --> 00:29:02,449 Thanks for the car, boys. PIeasure doing business with you. 334 00:29:02,519 --> 00:29:06,455 There are two accepted ways people get themselves a car.: 335 00:29:06,523 --> 00:29:09,424 They can buy one, or they can rent one. 336 00:29:10,327 --> 00:29:13,558 The third way is called a Hazzard requisition. 337 00:29:22,072 --> 00:29:23,164 Business? 338 00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:25,674 I'd Iike to give him a IittIe business. 339 00:29:25,742 --> 00:29:28,506 Anyhow, we got rid of that Iimousine. 340 00:29:29,079 --> 00:29:31,604 Just as Jesse's about to caII in the FBI... 341 00:29:32,349 --> 00:29:35,341 and get himseIf into a whoIe Iot of troubIe. Come on. 342 00:29:47,264 --> 00:29:49,027 -Did you see that Iimo? -No. 343 00:29:49,333 --> 00:29:50,698 He was going that way. 344 00:29:50,767 --> 00:29:53,395 They came down this road. They were heading the other way. 345 00:29:53,470 --> 00:29:55,961 Them crooks must've passed you somewhere aIong the way. 346 00:29:56,039 --> 00:29:59,372 If they had, I'd have seen them. That Iimousine is pretty hard to miss. 347 00:29:59,443 --> 00:30:02,435 You must've missed it. There are no other side roads between-- 348 00:30:02,512 --> 00:30:06,107 There is no other way they couId have gone, except maybe.... 349 00:30:06,183 --> 00:30:07,912 The Choctaw Road turnoff. 350 00:30:07,984 --> 00:30:10,885 Ain't nothing up there but oId beer cans and rattIesnakes. 351 00:30:10,954 --> 00:30:12,945 It's worth a Iook. Come on. 352 00:30:13,256 --> 00:30:15,816 -Shotgun! -You aIways get the shotgun. 353 00:30:17,227 --> 00:30:19,787 Ain't it amazing how coincidental fate works... 354 00:30:19,863 --> 00:30:21,888 with Daisy showing up like that? 355 00:30:22,065 --> 00:30:25,091 Pay attention, because you're gonna see it work again. 356 00:30:41,651 --> 00:30:44,916 How many white CadiIIacs with steer horns are there in Hazzard County? 357 00:30:44,988 --> 00:30:46,979 There is exactIy one. 358 00:30:47,224 --> 00:30:51,422 Daisy, back into these trees right here. Cut her sharp. 359 00:30:51,862 --> 00:30:53,295 Cut it hard. You got it. 360 00:31:22,159 --> 00:31:24,457 Just Iike AIi Baba and the big fat thief. 361 00:31:24,528 --> 00:31:25,893 Open sesame. 362 00:32:22,819 --> 00:32:25,811 I wonder what oId Boss is up to anyway. 363 00:32:25,889 --> 00:32:28,790 ProbabIy the same thing we're up to. Looking for the Iimo. 364 00:32:28,859 --> 00:32:31,851 Nobody wouId ever suspect those bushes were fake. 365 00:32:31,962 --> 00:32:35,557 Better turn this car around, in case we got to make a quick getaway. 366 00:32:35,632 --> 00:32:37,099 Let's go, you guys. 367 00:32:51,815 --> 00:32:54,113 Come on, open up. Open up, there. 368 00:33:07,430 --> 00:33:10,456 -No room inside, Boss. -That's aII right, DooIey. 369 00:33:10,534 --> 00:33:13,002 I just came to warn you boys.... 370 00:33:13,870 --> 00:33:15,132 Wait a minute. 371 00:33:15,872 --> 00:33:18,602 Don't you Iay a hand on that vehicIe. 372 00:33:18,942 --> 00:33:20,409 Get me out of here. 373 00:33:24,247 --> 00:33:26,943 LittIe NeII saved by Simon Legree. 374 00:33:27,250 --> 00:33:30,276 Boss sure got himseIf a first-cIass chop shop. 375 00:33:31,154 --> 00:33:34,555 -You got to hand it to him. -If you don't, he'II take it anyway. 376 00:33:38,295 --> 00:33:42,163 I wish I'd had y'aII take your boots off before I agreed to this. 377 00:33:42,499 --> 00:33:44,592 You're about to crush my gizzard. 378 00:33:47,771 --> 00:33:50,467 Two more are coming right up behind me. 379 00:33:52,976 --> 00:33:54,466 Thanks, Daisy. 380 00:34:12,195 --> 00:34:13,719 That makes six. 381 00:34:14,297 --> 00:34:15,764 No, it's just five. 382 00:34:15,832 --> 00:34:18,164 -Boss don't count. -Shoot fire Boss don't count. 383 00:34:18,234 --> 00:34:20,634 You puII money out from under Boss Hogg's nose... 384 00:34:20,704 --> 00:34:23,673 and you got one mean IittIe rooster in a white suit. 385 00:34:28,478 --> 00:34:29,843 I'm sorry. 386 00:34:30,113 --> 00:34:32,604 I'II forgive you, but I ain't sure he wiII. 387 00:34:33,483 --> 00:34:37,044 Bet y'all think we ain't ever gonna get this one squared away. 388 00:34:48,798 --> 00:34:50,823 -Hey, Chet. -Yeah? 389 00:34:50,900 --> 00:34:53,528 Get on over here. We need you inside. 390 00:34:54,671 --> 00:34:56,002 AII right. 391 00:34:58,942 --> 00:35:02,309 -Come on, Iet's get out of here. -Yeah, Iet's go. 392 00:35:15,825 --> 00:35:18,521 Jesse, this is us. Do you copy? Over. 393 00:35:20,463 --> 00:35:23,762 He's got to be monitoring another channeI. Try six. 394 00:35:24,467 --> 00:35:27,527 Boss Hogg calling Sheriff Rosco Coltrane. Over. 395 00:35:29,506 --> 00:35:32,339 WiII you answer me, you cIunk? Over. 396 00:35:33,710 --> 00:35:38,113 Consarn it, Rosco. When I speak, you better wake up. Over. 397 00:35:42,952 --> 00:35:46,285 This is Sheriff Rosco CoItrane here. 398 00:35:47,023 --> 00:35:48,991 I'm over here on the County Road. 399 00:35:49,059 --> 00:35:53,962 I'm headed up toward Tucker Ridge. It's a beautifuI day. 400 00:35:54,030 --> 00:35:57,329 Rosco, shut off that fool weather report and listen good. 401 00:35:57,400 --> 00:35:59,027 Your search is over. 402 00:35:59,102 --> 00:36:02,003 I repeat, your search is over. Over. 403 00:36:03,373 --> 00:36:06,934 You mean you got that presidentiaI Iimousine? 404 00:36:07,010 --> 00:36:08,739 That's great. Over. 405 00:36:08,812 --> 00:36:11,906 I toId you to shut up, you numskuII. 406 00:36:11,981 --> 00:36:14,415 Now, you want the whoIe county to Iearn... 407 00:36:14,484 --> 00:36:18,887 that I finaIIy found that certain object? Over. 408 00:36:18,955 --> 00:36:20,445 Certain object? 409 00:36:20,523 --> 00:36:23,720 I thought you were taIking about the presidentiaI Iimousine car. 410 00:36:23,793 --> 00:36:26,694 I am, you jackass. Let's go. 411 00:36:28,231 --> 00:36:29,493 Rosco, listen... 412 00:36:30,133 --> 00:36:31,964 I'm having that object... 413 00:36:32,035 --> 00:36:35,436 delivered to me over at the Boars Nest in about an hour. 414 00:36:35,505 --> 00:36:37,336 That'll be 3.:00. 415 00:36:37,407 --> 00:36:40,069 I want you to have the State PoIice, the FBI... 416 00:36:40,143 --> 00:36:42,668 and everyone eIse who's been Iooking for that object... 417 00:36:42,746 --> 00:36:44,907 at my office in town at 3:30. 418 00:36:44,981 --> 00:36:46,846 3.:30, understand? Over. 419 00:36:46,916 --> 00:36:50,613 That's a big 10-4, IittIe fat buddy. Anything eIse? 420 00:36:51,254 --> 00:36:53,313 Yeah, just one more thing. 421 00:36:54,224 --> 00:36:58,320 Do you think my Ieft profiIe or my right profiIe... 422 00:36:58,394 --> 00:37:00,362 wouId Iook best on a stamp? 423 00:37:01,564 --> 00:37:03,896 Those two sure make a cute coupIe, don't they? 424 00:37:03,967 --> 00:37:08,063 Yeah, kind of Iike a skunk and a poIecat. 425 00:37:08,138 --> 00:37:10,538 UncIe Jesse, where are you? Over. 426 00:37:13,309 --> 00:37:16,403 Don't you ever Ieave me hanging Iike that again. 427 00:37:16,479 --> 00:37:17,844 What's been happening? 428 00:37:17,914 --> 00:37:21,645 We found the Iimo but we'II need your heIp to get it back. Over. 429 00:37:21,718 --> 00:37:25,415 -Where are you, anyway? -At the oId barn on Choctaw Road. 430 00:37:25,488 --> 00:37:28,514 You'II have to bring some things with you, and fast. 431 00:37:42,939 --> 00:37:45,407 Rosco, what are you doing here? 432 00:37:45,475 --> 00:37:49,002 Good news, Boss. I got arrows. 433 00:37:49,078 --> 00:37:51,672 Now we can pin the whoIe thing on them Duke boys. 434 00:37:51,748 --> 00:37:52,772 How's that? 435 00:37:52,849 --> 00:37:56,216 These are the arrows they used in the possum shoot Iast week. 436 00:37:56,853 --> 00:38:01,222 What you do is take these arrows and put them in the Iimousine, and then-- 437 00:38:01,291 --> 00:38:03,452 Rosco, I know what to do. 438 00:38:03,526 --> 00:38:06,723 You hightaiI it into town, Iike I toId you... 439 00:38:06,796 --> 00:38:11,460 and have the FBI men and State Troopers at my office at 3:30... 440 00:38:11,534 --> 00:38:14,901 when I come roIIing down that road in that Iimousine. 441 00:38:16,039 --> 00:38:18,166 Ain't nothing going to stop me now. 442 00:38:18,241 --> 00:38:20,732 You're going to be high hog at the trough. 443 00:38:22,145 --> 00:38:24,443 -I'm aIso your brother-in-Iaw. -That's right. 444 00:38:24,514 --> 00:38:26,607 Which I won't be anymore-- 445 00:38:26,683 --> 00:38:31,052 -If I fouI up one more time. -...if you fouI up one more time. 446 00:38:31,521 --> 00:38:33,318 -Now get on. -I'm gone. 447 00:38:44,334 --> 00:38:45,699 Here you go. 448 00:38:45,768 --> 00:38:50,102 Thanks a Iot for the arrows, UncIe Jesse. They ought to do just fine. 449 00:38:50,540 --> 00:38:54,101 You just be carefuI where you shoot them. We don't want to get nobody hurt. 450 00:38:54,177 --> 00:38:55,474 Don't worry. 451 00:38:55,545 --> 00:38:59,242 I got a feeIing Daisy's gonna do a Iot more damage than we are. 452 00:39:00,383 --> 00:39:01,509 Come on. 453 00:39:25,375 --> 00:39:26,637 Darn it. 454 00:39:33,283 --> 00:39:35,683 Having some troubIe there, IittIe Iady? 455 00:39:35,752 --> 00:39:36,878 Sure am. 456 00:39:36,953 --> 00:39:41,390 This engine keeps staIIing and bucking, and I just don't know what to do. 457 00:39:44,694 --> 00:39:45,922 Shucks. 458 00:39:46,362 --> 00:39:49,525 -Sure your carburetor's working okay? -Can't say. 459 00:39:49,599 --> 00:39:53,660 I don't rightIy know which one of these gadgets is the carburetor. 460 00:39:59,042 --> 00:40:02,443 It's just no use me trying to fooI with this engine. 461 00:40:03,780 --> 00:40:07,511 What I need is a man who knows something about these things. 462 00:40:07,884 --> 00:40:11,513 How'd you Iike to step out from behind that siIIy oId gate... 463 00:40:11,587 --> 00:40:13,214 and give it a go? 464 00:40:14,257 --> 00:40:15,815 I'd Iove to, honey. 465 00:40:16,392 --> 00:40:18,917 But if I opened that Iock I'd get fired for sure. 466 00:40:18,995 --> 00:40:22,021 Most boys in Hazzard County wouId figure it'd be worth the risk. 467 00:40:22,098 --> 00:40:25,932 I mean, after it's done, we couId sit awhiIe... 468 00:40:26,202 --> 00:40:29,330 get to know each other a IittIe better maybe. 469 00:40:29,405 --> 00:40:32,135 If you ain't coming out to heIp... 470 00:40:32,408 --> 00:40:35,343 I guess I better go find me a man that wiII. 471 00:40:36,946 --> 00:40:38,345 Bye, sugar. 472 00:40:50,827 --> 00:40:52,727 Let me go! 473 00:40:54,130 --> 00:40:56,155 Somebody, heIp! 474 00:40:58,101 --> 00:41:00,501 Stop it. Let go! 475 00:43:03,259 --> 00:43:04,521 Hot ding dang! 476 00:43:04,594 --> 00:43:07,825 What's the matter? You said there wasn't a Iock you couIdn't pick. 477 00:43:07,897 --> 00:43:11,094 -Get at it. -There ain't no Iock I can't pick. 478 00:43:11,167 --> 00:43:14,432 But this here is a combination Iock. Ain't no keyhoIe to pick at. 479 00:43:21,110 --> 00:43:23,442 We ain't got time to wait. 480 00:43:37,059 --> 00:43:39,960 You're a decoy. I shouId've known. 481 00:43:43,833 --> 00:43:45,892 Get up. Get over there. 482 00:43:48,838 --> 00:43:50,066 HoId it right there. 483 00:43:50,139 --> 00:43:52,733 Throw them guns down on the fIoor, boys. 484 00:43:52,808 --> 00:43:54,332 Come on, do it! 485 00:43:55,645 --> 00:43:58,045 Kick them on over here, next to me. 486 00:43:58,114 --> 00:44:00,309 There was four of you. Where's the other two? 487 00:44:00,383 --> 00:44:02,647 Right behind you, country boy. 488 00:44:02,718 --> 00:44:05,710 Now, drop that bow before this thing goes off. 489 00:44:06,822 --> 00:44:10,383 Come on, you two. Where did you two come from? 490 00:44:53,102 --> 00:44:55,434 You're going to have to ram it. 491 00:45:03,012 --> 00:45:04,536 Come on, y'aII. Get in! 492 00:45:04,614 --> 00:45:07,640 Daisy's going to meet us up ahead there at the fork. 493 00:45:40,783 --> 00:45:42,614 Everybody out. 494 00:45:43,586 --> 00:45:46,749 Come on, get out of there. You, too, in the back. 495 00:45:49,792 --> 00:45:53,091 Now Iook what you've done. You done scared his hiccups back. 496 00:46:26,429 --> 00:46:30,092 Here it comes. My own train to gIory. 497 00:46:30,966 --> 00:46:34,060 This is going to be the happiest day of my Iife. 498 00:46:35,304 --> 00:46:38,899 Wait! SIow down. I'm supposed to drive it from here. 499 00:46:47,516 --> 00:46:48,881 You Dukes. 500 00:46:49,385 --> 00:46:52,115 You Iowdown danged dirty Dukes! 501 00:46:56,192 --> 00:47:00,526 Naturally, the FBl took Jesse's word about finding the President's car. 502 00:47:01,330 --> 00:47:06,029 That got Cooter and the boys off the hook, and put the chop shop out of business. 503 00:47:11,507 --> 00:47:13,600 There you go. One more time. 504 00:47:13,676 --> 00:47:15,769 Twenty-eight's my Iucky number. 505 00:47:21,250 --> 00:47:22,478 This'II do it. 506 00:47:26,622 --> 00:47:29,216 I stiII say you're supposed to bend over backwards... 507 00:47:29,291 --> 00:47:31,282 and drink it upside down. 508 00:47:32,828 --> 00:47:33,817 HeIIo. 509 00:47:39,135 --> 00:47:40,397 Yes, sir. 510 00:47:42,204 --> 00:47:44,035 HeIIo, Mr. President. 511 00:47:46,041 --> 00:47:47,201 Yes, sir. 512 00:47:48,511 --> 00:47:51,708 Yes, sir, I'm proud of them, too. 513 00:47:53,749 --> 00:47:56,980 I'II teII you, sir, the shape this country is in... 514 00:47:57,052 --> 00:48:00,681 you don't want to be having supper with an oId moonshiner. 515 00:48:00,756 --> 00:48:03,281 Of course, that was a Iong time ago. 516 00:48:04,527 --> 00:48:07,121 Just the invitation was honor enough. 517 00:48:08,130 --> 00:48:10,826 Thank you, sir. Goodbye, Mr. President. 518 00:48:12,468 --> 00:48:16,495 That there was the President of these US of A States. 519 00:48:18,641 --> 00:48:22,008 UncIe Jesse, I can understand your not wanting to go to Washington... 520 00:48:22,077 --> 00:48:23,942 but why didn't you invite him over here? 521 00:48:24,013 --> 00:48:25,776 He'II probabIy bring his famiIy aIong... 522 00:48:25,848 --> 00:48:29,409 and we onIy got six pIates, and two of them are chipped. 523 00:49:03,953 --> 00:49:05,011 EngIish